TEACHER: Imagine you’re a millionaire. Write your life history.

(1 boy didn’t write)

TEACHER: Why you’re not writing?

BOY: I’m waiting for my secretary. =))

(Source: ashlyrah)

Boy and Girl on the phone at 2am in the morning.

Boy: (Falls asleep.)
Girl: Hello? Are you sleeping?
Boy: (No response.)
Girl: Hm. I’ve been meaning to tell you that… I love you. I’m in love with you. Uh, I always have been. Um. I wish I could tell you this when you’re conscious. But..
Boy: (Groggy) Mm, hello?
Girl: Oh, hiii?
Boy: I love you, too.

(Source: boygirlconvos)

hahahaha!!!!!LOL

(Source: yanilavigne)

b0Y: Whats more important.Me or your Life?

giRL: My life:)

b0Y: K. (Walked away)

giRL: Wait…don’t you know that you are MY LIFE?

(Source: yanilavigne)